몽상가하지만 아무것도
Nothing but a dreamer

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
kidslikepunk:

Framework - The Story So Far (x)

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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illbringthetidalwave:


Tyler Carter of Issues and Andy Leo of Crown The Empire (Not my photo)

(x)
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard
syktris:

The Story So Far / All Wrong
super-tuesday:

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

That’s perfect.
c-mplexes:

King Of Amarillo - Issues